This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there was a trapeze. enough said
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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