have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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