If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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