Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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