You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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