Sry I called you an 8
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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