laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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