no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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