i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.