6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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