i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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