Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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