i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I need to align my fucking chakras
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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