Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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