Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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