We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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