I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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