he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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