I think I am morally bankrupt
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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