dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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