Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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