My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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