Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
