every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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