Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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