The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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