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• (408): View more from California

  So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

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• (845): View more from New York

  our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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• (805): View more from California

  the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?

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