I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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