So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?