Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(646): View more from New York

Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

saw you walking with that piece of shit

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

and that piece of shit just read that

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(912): View more from Georgia

if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.

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(512): View more from Texas

So....maintenance found the bullethole.....

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(208): View more from Idaho

Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.

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