he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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