found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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