i just wanna soil my oats bro
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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