There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
