Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
this is an emotional support booty call
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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