Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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