have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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