Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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