I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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