Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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