yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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