dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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