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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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