I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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