would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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