I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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