So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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