But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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