even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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