garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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