I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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