They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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