why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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