: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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