I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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