Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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