how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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