I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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