Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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